Wednesday, May 6, 2015

Midweek News Hurdle Lines

Happy Hump Day as we Hurdle over the Midweek newsPortions of the news have been rewritten as remembered and reported by Brian Williams to add color to the Water Cooler gossip alerts at work this morning
Not gossip but from Quinnipiac polls of Iowa ...showing Marco Rubio and Ted Cruz picking up popular support---Jeb Bush has dropped down five percent in favorability. Bush is more Unpopular than Brussell sprouts  in Iowa. Scott Walker leads the pack with a 21 per cent rating and he gets  a thumbs up recommendation by Walker, Texas Ranger, which in itself is a great boost for his political run for President
After a May 6, 1965 concert cut short due to rowdy fans, Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards wrote the guitar riff for "I Can't Get No Satisfaction" which was recorded with Mick Jagger and became an American Anthem.Richards by the way continues to rock out as an aging Rolling stone, proving that Rolling Stones gather no moss, just keep rolling on (of course he aged uglyReverse aging with new wrinkle cream-called Non Moss Exfoliant.

A defense attorney for one of the arrested Baltimore Police officers accused in the death of Freddy Gray has petitioned the States' Attorney General to see the knife he was carrying. It is the contention of the Defense Attorney, that Gray was in possession of an illegal Switch blade knife. The attorney general's office says it was not illegal under Maryland Law.
On the birthday calendar today..Celebrity Candle blowers include Bob Seger, who is 70 and a Ramblin Gamblin Manalso counting years on the body...Actor-director George Clooney is 54. Actress Julianne Phillips is 55...

Vegan Popularity in a Vega Mall...
There is a place where vegans can go and never have to worry about running across something derived from an animal: The world's first vegan mini-mall in Portland, Oregon.
Portland has a long history of supporting vegetarians and vegans, the Los Angeles Times reports. In the late 1800s, Seventh-Day Adventists, who shun meat, flocked to the Rose City, and today it even has a vegan strip club, where animal-free food is served and the dancers aren't allowed to don fur, leather, silk, or pearls. Meanwhile Lady Gaga will be promoting her new Album  Here's the Beef

Scientist working on theory that first Trans genders were Aliens..

TV for your Wednesday ..flipping through the TV reality guide...

SPACE..THE FINAL FRONTIER? CAPE CANAVERAL, Fla. (AP) -- 

SpaceX has chalked up another test flight, this one for the capsule it will use to carry astronauts into orbit.
SpaceX fired a mock-up capsule into the air Wednesday morning from Cape Canaveral, Florida, to test the new, super-streamlined launch escape system for astronauts. Further tests are needed according to rocket scientists working on this project will be geared toward an open venue field where safety is a big concern.

Their World according to Everyone but Hillary: The Clinton Initiative and Disengagement Foundation...Latest news headlines:  EXXON MOBIL Quits Clinton Global Initiative... 

Newly published 'CASH' casts shadow... 

BILL: 'I Just Work Here. I Don't Know'... 


ITS BITSY SPIDER WENT DOWN THE WATER SPOUT...DOWN CAME THE RAIN AND WASHED THE SPIDER OUT...HEY HILLARY, I THINK I FINALLY WROTE A HIT SONG HERE..


Hillary Isn't Ready to Disclose Who's Funding Her Campaign...
Famous Quotes
And this guy served for 8 years?  Meanwhile Brother Jeb continues on with the Family legacy of BUSH'S PRESIDENTIAL HALF BAKED  BEANSThat puts a wrap on today's nonsensical news , taken from bits and pieces of reality, as ripped from the headlines of reality and pieced together with some other made up stuff I conjured up from the deepest darkest recesses of my warped speed imagination. Until tomorrow may your house be safe from Lions, Tigers, Bears and Pissed Off Riot cops who want to get off duty, go home and have a beer.

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