Monday, May 25, 2015

Monday News For Your Memorial Day Coffee Klatch

Happy Memorial Day, it is Monday, and unlike other Monday's, most folks are off. In honor of those who Sacrificed their lives for our Freedom, our thanks to those Men and Women of the Armed forces. Let us not forget their sacrifice.Image result for animated memorial day images

Today is Monday, May 25, 2015, the 145th day of the year, with 220 days left for another Person to enter the Presidential race.
.Bernie Sanders is supposed to toss in his hat into the ring...he will be running basically on Democratic ticket, though he is considered a Socialist. Funny, Hillary Clinton is running on the Democratic ticket, though she is considered a Socialite Criminal.
Speaking of the Candidates..some of their Campaign Slogans have a certain ring of truth to them...




Looking at some History Highlights for today years and years ago...the time capsule includes..
May 25, 1965, Muhammad Ali knocked out Sonny Liston in the first round of their world heavyweight title rematch in Lewiston, Maine. (Ali's victory generated controversy over whether he'd truly connected when he sent Liston crashing to the canvas with a right to the head, or whether it was a "phantom punch," implying that the fight had been fixed.)
The Bambino bats his way into history-In 1935,
Babe Ruth hit his last three career home runs — Nos. 712, 713 and 714 — for the Boston Braves in a game against the Pittsburgh Pirates. (The Pirates won, 11-7.)  In 1959, the U.S. Supreme Court, in State Athletic Commission v. Dorsey, struck down a Louisiana law prohibiting interracial boxing matches. (The case had been brought by Joseph Dorsey Jr., a black professional boxer.)

In 1961, President John F. Kennedy told Congress: "I believe that this nation should commit itself to achieving the goal, before this decade is out, of landing a man on the moon and returning him safely to the earth."Image result for kennedy moon walk speech images

In 1968, the Gateway Arch in St. Louis was dedicated by Vice President Hubert Humphrey and Interior Secretary Stewart Udall.(Mc Donalds wanting to buy the Gate Way Arches---to show a new commitment to their change in their eating establishment).

In 1992, Jay Leno made his debut as host of NBC's "Tonight Show," succeeding Johnny Carson.


One Year ago--- Pope Francis arrived in Bethlehem where, in a symbolic nod to Palestinians' aspirations for their own state, he called the stalemate in peace talks "unacceptable" and stopped briefly to pray at the Israeli separation barrier surrounding the biblical West Bank town. On the Birthday calendar, Tom T Hall-79...Sir Ian McKellen is 76, Country Singer Jessi Colter 72
Actress-singer Leslie Uggams is 72. Movie director and Muppeteer Frank Oz is 71. Actress Karen Valentine is 68. Actor-comedian Mike Myers is 52.

US Army starting its new Run over Socks training program to get soldiers into shape in jumping over small objects that could be explosive. They are currently using Socks to stimulate Stink Bombs in which soldiers run and jump over. Explosive ordinance laundry handlers will pick up unexploded socks.NPR animated GIF

California still in midst of a drought--however Celebrity lawns still sprouting plenty of green

Police Body Cameras being utilized by Police for the purpose of recording law enforcement interactions with suspects in the field. These cameras to help police when shootings occur, or possible brutality charges--and it helps Al Sharpton too..to prepare for his next Racial Divide protests


Mossad/CIA releasing new images of a possible beheading of a toy doll for a training Seminar put on by Jihadi John...The doll is headless Betsy. When you put a knife to it's throat, head falls off. This simulates actual beheading and is used as a training tool for future Jihadi Johns...New board games will be given to recruits in the future as part of a sign on bonus for fighting with ISIS.

The Keystone Light Beer Keg XL Pipeline is still being debated by President and University fraternities. On tap this weekend, an Open the Flood Gates type pipeline party for Delta House and President Obama will be on hand .

That wraps up this edition of today's News ripped from reality's headlines, and pieced together and made up totally by Brian Williams, with a little help from the mental warped recesses of my wildest imagination. Thanks for letting me be in your headlines. Until tomorrow , may your house be safe from Lions, Tigers, Bears, Bernie Sanders and Weird Indian ladies by the first name FauxCahontis

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