The news is made up from bits and pieces of reality headlines, pieced together from the fabric of my imagination. The intent is solely for entertainment purposes. This disclaimer: Reading this blog without your morning coffee may want to make you delete it due to caffeine withdrawals.
And Across the Pond..in Britain..Princess Kate had a baby girl ..and they are all home with the little Princess well and happy and unnamed. When her brother Prince George was born two years ago in 2013, they waited two days to name the baby. Some of the names that appear to be on the list..Princess Alice, Diana, Mary, or Charlotte.. Britain's legal bookmakers have been busy taking in thousands of bets for the baby's name. For weeks, they have been saying that Alice is the clear favorite. But in recent days Charlotte, the feminine form of Charles, has become the front runner.
In our Celebrity News Focus: Justin Bieber being deported to Canada for a 30 day free USA trial Period...
A Recent Interview with Kanye West revealed that he has no clue who he is... |
| I AM I AM I AM..WHO THE HELL AM I? |
Celebrity Look alikes: The truth is out..Puff Daddys is really the same as Kanye West...
Say What????
Political News...adding three more Republicans to the Presidential Mix...Just announced that soon Mike Huckabee, Ben Carson and Carly Fiorina will be announcing their candidacy for President of USA. Huckabee former Arkansas governor and presidential candidate in 2008 possibly has best chance with Republicans..Carly is a CEO of Hewlett Packard, and Ben Carson a renowned Neurosurgeon, which is kind of neat in the fact that not only does he know how the brain works, but could possibly fix the brains of Congress.
Well Smith College, the All Female school has just announced it will be accepting Transgender students, that it's evolved in it's admission policy..
Smith President Kathleen McCartney and board Chair Elizabeth Mugar Eveillard said in announcing the change on Saturday since Smith's founding, "concepts of female identity have evolved."
Smith will not admit students who were born female but identify as male. First applicant
Ford Motor company was planning on building its line of cars featuring a Heart Attack Car Seat. A Technological advance that would actually monitor possible driver heart attacks when they were behind the wheel, but cheaper products have undermined their production efforts, so the car maker is calling it off and will instead include a passenger Obamacare health professional who can monitor the drivers in real time.
All eyes on the Golden Arches with McDonald's to push turnaround plan
..Mc Donalds will add the Morgan Spurlock 30 Day Big Mc Attack to its Menu..a heaping 3 lb hamburger with lettuce, onions, tomatoes, ketch up, mustard, onion rings, french toasted bun, and syrup. The Meal will be called the Michelle OBurger
BILL CLINTON DEFENDS ALL THE FOREIGN MONEY HE AND HILLARY HAVE COLLECTED FROM FOREIGN DONORS..ACCORDING TO THE CLINTON'S : ' WE WAS POOR, AND WE NEEDED TO PAY OUR BILLS, AND OUR SALARIES AND BUY OUR LUXURY JETS, AND EAT BELGIAN CHOCOLATE AND OF COURSE FOR MY LITTLE EXTRA CURRICULAR STUFF ON THE SIDE, HEH HEH HEH..I LOVE MIME KNITTING IT HELPS MY CONCENTRATION...
Ted Cruz confused? The Senator running for President, just found it, it was not for the Premier of Canada Position
That puts a wrap on this Monday edition of real life ripped from the news headline news and stuff, suitable for your morning coffee klatch. Remember this blog will not increase your IQ, add weight to your waist, or raise your blood pressure levels..it's perfectly safe, and content free-nothing addictive added like embedded MSG or spam, Thanks for letting me into your headlines, until tomorrow or the next time I can piece together more weird stuff culled from the deepest darkest recesses of my warped speed imagination, may your House be Safe from Lions, Tigers, Bears and Kanye West Look alike's...
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