Sunday News on the Sunny Side Up

Welcome to Sunday Morning, with the news Sunny Side up for your Morning Consumption. Less Calories, less filling, less real content, but that's Okay...its still free for the reading. Welcome to the Weekend. Today is May 31st, the last day of May, as we rip off the calendar page and head off into June, which brings us Summer and all of the outdoor activities everyone pretty much lives for...

Hammock and Beer Swigging.  Now into the lighter side of the news for your Sunday....New Muslim Fashion Show called Project Runaway from Bahrain featuring high priced Burqua's sported by Celebrities and Presidential wanna be's or as we Call them Burqua Baby Swaddled in Money..

Hillary received two camels as a Donation to the Clinton Global Initiative recently.

Are you smarter than the average Third Grade lyric writer? New studies show that song lyrics have the third grader written mentaltilty...here check out some of these lyrics...Teenage Dream by Katy Perry..

You think I'm prettyWithout any makeup on
You think I'm funny
When I tell the punchline wrong
I know you get me
So I let my walls come down, down

Before you met me
I was alright but things
Were kinda heavy
You brought me to life
Now every February
You'll be my Valentine, Valentine...even further evidence of weird lyrics from The girl Who Roars..

and Taylor Swift, who is one of the most prolific songwriters has a new tune out, called Bad Blood, its about her conflicts with the Teenage Dream Katy Perry...but its lyrics are pretty smarmy at most and third gradish...as well.Did you have to do this? I was thinking that you could be trusted

Did you have to ruin what was shiny? Now it's all rusted
Did you have to hit me, where I'm weak? Baby, I couldn't breathe
And rub it in so deep, salt in the wound like you're laughing right at me

Oh, it's so sad to think about the good times, you and I

'Cause, baby, now we got bad blood
You know it used to be mad love
So take a look what you've done
'Cause, baby, now we got bad blood
Hey
Now we got problems
And I don't think we can solve them
You made a really deep cut
And, baby, now we got bad blood
Hey....

Well she needs a new boyfriend for a new song, and a new friend to write the wrong

Bird Watching, and What a view..Recently Kim Yong Un was out and about over the Korean Country side, checking on new birds on the plains when he spotted an Eagle

Today is May 31st, there are 214 days left in the year..even less when it comes to getting ready for Christmas..

President George Washington signed into law the First Copyright act in 1790...unfortunately, Senators and Congressmen thought it was a copy cat act, In 1977, the trans-Alaska oil pipeline, three years in the making, was completed....We are still trying to get the Keystone XL pipeline piped in from Canada, and that's been rough going, but thanks to Pure Water Filters it could be happening soon..

HELL NO, THIS IS ALWAYS CASUAL FRIDAY 

In 2000, the reality TV show "Survivor" first debuted on CBS (the winner of the premiere series was Richard Hatch).

And Ten years ago: Breaking a silence of 30 years, former FBI official W. Mark Felt stepped forward as "Deep Throat," the secret Washington Post source during the Watergate scandal. By the Way Deep Throat was a highly xrated sex film starring Linda Lovelace, and according to FBI, she and Mark Felts were not the same people.

Happy Birthday to Actor, Director Clint Eastwood, blowing out 85 candles... Actress Brooke Shields is 50. Eyebrows don't look a day over 30Homemade brow waxing will do it to you.

Actor Colin Farrell is 39. Colin has voluntary donated his to Brooke...And Rapper Wacka Flocka Flame is having a birthday...smoking 29 blunted candles on his cake

Finally Sad News Note, our hearts and prayers go out to Vice President Joe Biden and family over the loss of their Son Joe Biden III who was 46. The Younger Biden passed away from Brain Cancer in Washington DC.

That wraps up today's look a the stuff on your news plateuntil tomorrow or the next time I can piece meal more unbelievable stuff extracted from the deepest darkest recesses of my warped speed imagination May your House be safe from Lions, Tigers and and any other roaring animals.

Monday News For Your Memorial Day Coffee Klatch

Happy Memorial Day, it is Monday, and unlike other Monday's, most folks are off. In honor of those who Sacrificed their lives for our Freedom, our thanks to those Men and Women of the Armed forces. Let us not forget their sacrifice.

Today is Monday, May 25, 2015, the 145th day of the year, with 220 days left for another Person to enter the Presidential race.

.Bernie Sanders is supposed to toss in his hat into the ring...he will be running basically on Democratic ticket, though he is considered a Socialist. Funny, Hillary Clinton is running on the Democratic ticket, though she is considered a Socialite Criminal.

Speaking of the Candidates..some of their Campaign Slogans have a certain ring of truth to them...

Looking at some History Highlights for today years and years ago...the time capsule includes..
May 25, 1965, Muhammad Ali knocked out Sonny Liston in the first round of their world heavyweight title rematch in Lewiston, Maine. (Ali's victory generated controversy over whether he'd truly connected when he sent Liston crashing to the canvas with a right to the head, or whether it was a "phantom punch," implying that the fight had been fixed.)
The Bambino bats his way into history-In 1935,
Babe Ruth hit his last three career home runs — Nos. 712, 713 and 714 — for the Boston Braves in a game against the Pittsburgh Pirates. (The Pirates won, 11-7.)  In 1959, the U.S. Supreme Court, in State Athletic Commission v. Dorsey, struck down a Louisiana law prohibiting interracial boxing matches. (The case had been brought by Joseph Dorsey Jr., a black professional boxer.)

In 1961, President John F. Kennedy told Congress: "I believe that this nation should commit itself to achieving the goal, before this decade is out, of landing a man on the moon and returning him safely to the earth."

In 1968, the Gateway Arch in St. Louis was dedicated by Vice President Hubert Humphrey and Interior Secretary Stewart Udall.(Mc Donalds wanting to buy the Gate Way Arches---to show a new commitment to their change in their eating establishment).

In 1992, Jay Leno made his debut as host of NBC's "Tonight Show," succeeding Johnny Carson.

One Year ago--- Pope Francis arrived in Bethlehem where, in a symbolic nod to Palestinians' aspirations for their own state, he called the stalemate in peace talks "unacceptable" and stopped briefly to pray at the Israeli separation barrier surrounding the biblical West Bank town. On the Birthday calendar, Tom T Hall-79...Sir Ian McKellen is 76, Country Singer Jessi Colter 72

Actress-singer Leslie Uggams is 72. Movie director and Muppeteer Frank Oz is 71. Actress Karen Valentine is 68. Actor-comedian Mike Myers is 52.

US Army starting its new Run over Socks training program to get soldiers into shape in jumping over small objects that could be explosive. They are currently using Socks to stimulate Stink Bombs in which soldiers run and jump over. Explosive ordinance laundry handlers will pick up unexploded socks.

California still in midst of a drought--however Celebrity lawns still sprouting plenty of green

Police Body Cameras being utilized by Police for the purpose of recording law enforcement interactions with suspects in the field. These cameras to help police when shootings occur, or possible brutality charges--and it helps Al Sharpton too..to prepare for his next Racial Divide protests

Mossad/CIA releasing new images of a possible beheading of a toy doll for a training Seminar put on by Jihadi John...The doll is headless Betsy. When you put a knife to it's throat, head falls off. This simulates actual beheading and is used as a training tool for future Jihadi Johns...New board games will be given to recruits in the future as part of a sign on bonus for fighting with ISIS.

The Keystone Light Beer Keg XL Pipeline is still being debated by President and University fraternities. On tap this weekend, an Open the Flood Gates type pipeline party for Delta House and President Obama will be on hand .

That wraps up this edition of today's News ripped from reality's headlines, and pieced together and made up totally by Brian Williams, with a little help from the mental warped recesses of my wildest imagination. Thanks for letting me be in your headlines. Until tomorrow , may your house be safe from Lions, Tigers, Bears, Bernie Sanders and Weird Indian ladies by the first name FauxCahontis

Wednesday News As Ripped From Reality- Another Hurdle To Hump

That's right. It's Wednesday, hurdling the hump as we head toward the weekend, and this news ripped from the Headlines..a new study shows that smoking marijuana causes puberty earlier in boys and stunts their growths..
Researchers found that youngsters who were addicted to the drug were far shorter than their non-smoking peers.
And they also discovered that rather than being a relaxing pass time, smoking dope actually makes the body more stressed in the long term.and the Non intelligent question for this morning to debate at the Water Fountain, if a midget smokes weed, does he get high or medium?

President Obama gets his own Twitter Account...which is kind of cool.This gives the President a platform for making little comments without use of a Teleprompter.

Today is Wednesday May 19, 2015...this is day 139 with 226 days left in the year for Congress to find something constructive to doLooking at History from years ago...Bad Day for Anne Boleyn on this date in 1536, with her head on Chopping Block..Henry II second wife was beheaded. (Extreme Divorce) she wasn't excommunicated, just executed. In 1780 it went dark over New England and parts of Canada in the afternoon (unknown why mysterious darkness occurred. In 1962 Marilyn Monroe sang Happy Birthday to You to President John Kennedy at a Democratic fund raiser in NY's Madison Square gardenTen years ago: Republicans and Democrats tangled over President George W. Bush’s judicial nominees and the Senate’s filibuster rules, with Democrats accusing Bush of trying to “rewrite the Constitution” and Republicans accusing Democrats of “unprecedented obstruction.” Sound Familiar? 5 Years Ago, President Obama at odds with Arizona's crackdown on illegal immigration and pushed ahead for a federal fix he said the nation could could embrace, showing solidarity with his guest of honor President Felipe Calderon...passed out Mexican jumping beans and opened all the borders to extreme border fence jumpers looking for a little leisure in the USAOn the Birthday calendar..Rock Musician Pete Townsend of the Who is 70 , Dusty Hill of ZZ Top turning 66, Singer Actress Grace Jones 63 today...She has a seminar for Women looking for dating tipsand Phil Rudd of AC DC is
61....today...

Another Email address for Hillary Clinton..so what is new...The Sec of State while in Obama's administration used more than one private email address while she was his Sec of State..here is another address “hrod17@clintonemail.com”.
Clinton’s attorney, David Kendall, had previously told Rep. Trey Gowdy (R-S.C.) that that particular address had not “existed during Secretary Clinton’s tenure as Secretary of State.”
Another statement from Clinton’s office said she only used one address during her time as secretary of state. And Clintons reaction to this ?

So what difference does it make if she had one email address, two or three or a thousand? She still deleted more emails than President Nixon erased on Watergate Tapes.

New from Tidal Records and JAZ-Z " And from the world of Setting the Music and Ferguson on Fire"...

We gotta fire in our belly, eating PB & JELLY, rapping watching while the Telly, tell us people in the streets burning and turning into curdles of opposition, but my position is to pay the protesters by bailing them outta jail and helping them with bail..

Add Lindsay Graham,. Senator from SC, for the Presidential race as he gains his passenger status to ride in the Republican Clown Car

He will announce his candidacy June 6th in SC...that makes him the umpteenth Republican to join the political fray being called the Jokers are R Us 

With Mc Donalds revamping and changing its menu and image..Burger King felt like they had to go a step further...

Finally this weekend, The White House will Host its Tryouts for the Annual Extreme White House Fence Jumping CompetitionThat wraps up this Wednesday hurdle over the news. Hope your day will be a great one..Until tomorrow or the next time I can piece together more bits and pieces of real life headlines and make them more entertaining, may your house be safe from Lions, Tigers, Bears and uninvited guests showing up claiming to be long lost cousins on your mother's side, who look a bit like Mr Miyagi of Karate Kid

HELLO ME, IT'S COUSIN MIYAGI, WAX ON WAX OFF, OPEN DOOR DANIELSON.