Thursday, May 7, 2015

Thursday News Files in Made Up Bytes and Pieces

Good Thursday morning..it is May 7, the 127th day of 2015 with 238 days left for the NFL to figure out who knew about the Deflated footballs used in the AFC Patriots/Colts game. Apparently Tom Brady had knowledge about that and the NFL is considering a suspension. Deflate Gate may claim the 3 time MVPSuspension could be for one year.....and here are the Thoughts from Colts QB Andrew Luck?Happy Birthday today to the following Candle blowers adding another year to their bones and a wrinkle to their face: Singer Songwriter Bill Danoff (Fat City) is 69..he was a back up singer for John Denver, also he formed a group called the Starland Vocal Band...remember the hit "Afternoon Delight?" 
California in the throes of a severe drought and to conserve water asking that residents only take 2 minute showers...of course some Californian's have decided to try the new Shower Shave away Wash..
uses no water and gets all the dirt and hair off.

Mc Donald's is having to reinvent it's image and menu in order to get ahead in the fast food wars. The chain started by Ray Kroc in the late 50's has been suffering lately and needs a boost. It has decided to promote a breakfast featuring kale, and for veggie lovers..the newsandwich. There is also the Kalewich---a fast food delight for the morning breakfast person who just has to have some green roughage in their dietand don't forget the Mc Donald's McMeatless burger...totally flat and contains no meat or meat byproducts

Speaking of Mc Donalds..the results of a recent medical exam of adults who consistently at the Mc Donalds food turned up this interesting bit of medical news...they gained weight..Surprise?

Google will be using robot crane hybrids to build their new giant Google headquarters in California, and later will use robot make up artists to help Jimmy Fallon get ready for his Tonight showMax factor would be so proud.
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Russian Technology to the fore front:

A state-of-the-art Russian tank, which was shown to the public for the first time earlier this month, on Thursday ground to a halt during the final Victory Day rehearsal.
The tank, T-14 Armata, is said to surpass all Western versions because of its remotely controlled cannon and the protection it offers to its crew. The T-14, which replaces the T-72 and T-90, is set to undergo trials next year. Meanwhile the tank is running through other preliminary tests for desert escape and evasion techniques and chasing despots


A Connecticut Roman Catholic priest who has been charged with operating a meth drug ring and buying a sex shop to launder his drug money will be facing sentencing..His attorney is asking for leniency due to his 30 years of good works (service to the community)..Was that 30 years of supplying meth or spiritual advice?

Kevin Wallin, 63, dubbed 'Monsignor Meth', pleaded guilty in 2013 to a methamphetamine conspiracy charge
He agreed to a potential prison sentence of 10 to 11 years, but has asked a federal judge for leniency. 
Practicing my shiv throwing, have a feeling I will be needing it in Lompoc Correctional facility. AT least I will have plenty of time for confession and meditation and catching up on my Scrabble.

Adam Levine, lead singer for Maroon 5, was assaulted by an individual who threw a sugar bomb in the singer's face, after he left Jimmy Kimmel's  studio on Wednesday...where he made an appearance. The sugar bomb obviously in reference to his song Sugar.
Levine wasn't hurt, and quotedGuess he checked that line "Come on and pour it down on me".

President Obama dropped a bomb of his own recently when he showed up to announce plans for a new super secret weapons building program
Later, he revealed that He is Ironman.

Finally in our news look:  Hillary Clinton on the Campaign trail pushing her run for President with a new Buzz Word Phrase.....---- Transparent Honesty Above Reproach and Reprimandsometimes she has to kind of make it up as she goes along and then she puts the question back into the publics cornerThat wraps up today's news for your Thursday, as we toe tap our way toward the Weekend. Friday is on the doorstep and the weekend is around the corner. Until tomorrow or the next time I can piece together more made up fun stuff from Brian Williams memoirs, may your house be safe from Lions, Tigers and park rangers dressed as Pharrell...

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