Hang in There-It's Hump Day- (Hurdling the News and Other Views)

Hey there- It's Hump day..as we hurdle over the news and look at the stuff happening in and around our world




From the Back News Deck

WHITE HOUSE SECRET SERVICE MAKE HISTORY WITH FIRST DOMINOES DRONE PIZZA DELIVERY...FILM AT 11


OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY-SARAH PALIN IS GOING TO WEAR A RED DRESS WHEN SHE RUNS FOR PRESIDENT IN 2016.........
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Michael Moore releasing his new Docu-drama about gun ownership..On WE-ME  TV Tonight...

HAVE HYPOCRISY, WILL TRAVEL

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A T & T announces its new service- Call Trying...Kind of like Call Waiting, but in this instance, you never really reach out and touch anyone

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NY Stock Exchange is weathering the Big Snow Storm today---Wall Street Brokers have huddled inside the Stock area to watch the movie Frozen complete with  Free Popcorn and Ticker Tape

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The Big Blizzard and snow predicted by National Weather Service was not as much as had been expected. Apparently less  than 1-3 feet of snow fall...however the streets were still emptied. Mayor De Blasio of New York threatened to lock up all 8 million citizens in the Naked Jungle if they violated his No sidewalk curfew restrictions...NY Police Responded with---

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OBAMA CARE---WHATEVER DOESN'T KILL YOUR WALLET, WILL CURE YOUR ILLS

It will cost the federal government – taxpayers, that is – $50,000 for every person who gets health insurance under the Obamacare law, the Congressional Budget Office revealed on Monday.


It will cost the federal government – taxpayers, that is – $50,000 for every person who gets health insurance under the Obamacare law, the Congressional Budget Office revealed on Monday.

The number comes from figures buried in a 15-page section of the nonpartisan organization's new ten-year budget outlook.

The best-case scenario described by the CBO would result in 'between 24 million and 27 million' fewer Americans being uninsured in 2025, compared to the year before the Affordable Care Act took effect.

Pulling that off will cost Uncle Sam about $1.35 trillion – or $50,000 per head.

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AND like something out of 1984 or the Hunger Games-

-the Government has been watching millions of Vehicles along the Mexico border for the purpose of tracking criminal activity---The primary goal of the license-plate tracking program, run by the Drug Enforcement Administration, is to seize cars, cash and other assets to combat drug trafficking, according to one government document. But the database’s use has expanded to hunt for vehicles associated with numerous other potential crimes, from kidnappings to killings to rape suspects, say people familiar with the matter.

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NUTS: SMART FOOD....

There's a new medical study out from the David Geffen School of Medicine at UCLA, that says a handful of Walnuts a day will improve brain function...

HAS AMERICA ACCEPTED THE FLOTUS NEW LOOK--WITH BANGS? 

AND NOW FROM THE REAL WINNERS OF THE OSCAR 

NEW RELIGIOUS FREEDOMS OR IS IT BALANCING A DELICATE SUBJECT?
Calling for "fairness for all," top Mormon leaders said Tuesday that The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints would support certain "reasonable safeguards" for gays and lesbians in housing and employment while pushing for national legislation to protect "vital religious freedoms" for those who object to them. Could this be sticky proprosal for Romney in 2016? Or is he already working on a New Platform look that will be effective for campaigning?

That puts a wrap on Today's mixed up world of news that is Useless, but so fun to read. Until tomorrow may your house be safe from Lions, Tigers, Bears, and Political Bias

Tackling Tuesday's Tattler News Outlook

338 days left to count down on this years Calendar...Welcome to Tuesday Jan 27th...Sunday is Superbowl 49 as everybody gets ready for New England Patriots and Seattle Seahawks in Glendale, Arizona. All the talk has been about Deflate Gate, and the balls NE allegedly deflated in order to win over the Colts. That has been the big subject. Now they are keying in on the Patriots Attendant who had charge of the balls. Meanwhile it will be interesting as the NFLCommissioner Roger Goodell continues investigation of this incident. When asked if he had any statement for the press on the investigation Goodell slammed his fist on his desk shouting like a Madman



Some history stuff....A big Bomb was dropped on this date in 1951 on Frenchman Flat in the Nevada desert to test the effects of a 1 kili-ton nuclear explosionIn 1977, the Vatican issued a declaration reaffirming the Roman Catholic Church’s ban on female priests. Now 2015...and The Vatican has added another first to their new Armed Catholic Nuns Security Forces for Vatican Protection.

In 1984, singer Michael Jackson suffered serious burns to his scalp when pyrotechnics set his hair on fire during the filming of a Pepsi-Cola TV commercial at the Shrine Auditorium in Los Angeles.



28 MILLION IN BLIZZARD ZONE
6500 flights have been cancelled as a result of this blizzard..but good news in DC, Dominoe's Pizza drone is still delivering in 30 minutes or less



Presidential News Stuff: Bushes gave Clintons heads-up on Jeb run...

CHRISTIE GETS READY...

MAG: Rubio Shines at Koch Forum...

TAKING THE FIRST SHOT:

It’s a political junkie’s dream: Sarah Palin versus Hillary Rodham Clinton  .And it’s happening.

UH SARAH, focus on 2016....the uh President is a Lame duck and you will more than likely be going toe to toe with Hillary...OKAY, I can outline the qualifications I have as a Soccer Mom, and former Governor, who has a Crock load of historical facts to back up my qualifications as a Fantastic Presidential candidate..and also because 

It's being billed as the Biggest Presidential Bubblelicious Chewing Gum tour in Presidential History, as President Obama makes his way across India in hopes of promoting Blowing Bubbles for World Peace. The President has also found other Adherents of the art of Blowing Bubbles for Peace

We have some footage that was cut from the movie Home Alone----originally Kevin was looking at a Picture of Buzz's girlfriend, but in the original film, of this segment, it was identifed as Home Alone, The Right Foods for the YoungUns segment-Here's the video

Former Secretary of Patriots Football Organization....Hillary Clinton, on Ballghazi (The Under inflating of the Patriot footballs)....answering questions concerning about what she knew concerning the footballs and when she knew it

WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE WHETHER INFLATED OR UNDERINFLATED..ITS JUST A DAMNED FOOTBALL!!!!!

THAT'S IT FOR YOUR TUESDAY NEWS, FROM THE TWISTED WARPED DEEPEST RECESSES OF A WILD IMAGINATION, UNTIL TOMORROW OR THE NEXT TIME, I CAN MAKE UP MORE STUFF FOR YOUR COFFEE KLATCH, MAY YOUR HOUSE BE SAFE FROM DOUBLE VISIONED TARGET SHOOTERS

Mundane Monday-Exploring Lighter Side of the News

Welcome back from the Weekend, today is Monday, Jan 26, 2015, there are only 339 days left in the ear. Big news flash from the White House..Secret Service found a crashed drone on the White House..Secret Service are on high alert. Spokesman Josh Earnest says Secret Service agents recovered the object but that early indications are that it does not pose a threat to anyone in the building. Further investigation revealed it to be a Dominoe's Delivery drone.

NYC area bracing for a potentially big blizzard today. The Mayor Says its a big one that could dump as much as 3 feet of snow and cause transit issues. Governor Cuomo Warning everyone to stay home. They have even put these Public Service Announcements on TV

Looking at some History from Ages and yellowed pages ago...On this date in 1784, Benjamin Franklin, in a letter to his daughter, expressed his discontent over the American Bald Eagle as being the chosen national bird...He wanted the Turkey instead---just think if the Turkey had been the National Bird, there would be no bird to pardon for Thanksgiving dinner, no stuffing, no cranberry sauce, or giblet gravy. Besides we have a Turkey already as a National Symbol---actually a Lame Duck

In 1962, the United States launched Ranger 3 to land scientific instruments on the moon — but the probe ended up missing its target by more than 22,000 milesYears later America launched another mission called the Tour De Moon landing 7 time Tour De France Cheater Lance Armstrong among the planets stars

Happy Birthday wishes to Actor/Sportscaster Bob Uecker, he is 80, Actor Scott Glen is 76, Singer Jean Knight (Mr Big Stuff) is 72...Angela Davis (Black Panther Activist is 71), Eddie Van Halen of the Group Van Halen blowing out 60 candles, and Talk Show Host/Comedienne Ellen De Generes is 57...

Governor Scott Walker showed up ready for Bear in Iowa, the political Presidential waters testing state to see how well he would do---toward a run for the Presidency.

The Wisconsin governor, in rolled-up shirtsleeves, paced the stage as he blasted big government and touted a long list of conservative reforms he's pushed through in blue Wisconsin.

N. Korea slams 'loser' Obama for regime collapse remark

Meanwhile the White House fired back with its own Statement---in this video release

YEAH, WHO'S THE LOSER NOW?

Meanwhile in India, the President catches flack again, this time for being caught on camera, chewing gum during a Republic Day parade---In an ungainly sight, cameras caught US President Brack Obama chewing gum during the Republic Day parade on Monday. In the picture captured by cameras and posted on Twitter by some users, Obama was spotted removing his chewing gum while PM Modi was seen trying to explain something to the US president," reports the Times of India.Afterwards the President weighed in on the incident

YEAH I LOVE A GOOD CHEW, ANYWHERE, PARADES, BATHROOM BREAKS, AFTER A SMOKE..YEAH MY FAVORITE IS BUBBLE LICIOUS, WAS REALLY TRYING TO BLOW A BUBBLE AT THE TIME, BUT, I HAD A BUBBLE BLOW FAIL.

THE UNDER INFLATED FOOTBALL CONTROVERSY CONTINUES, AS THE PATRIOTS AND SEAHAWKS GET READY FOR SUPERBOW 49 Feb 2nd, 2015 in Glendale, Arizona.

Speaking once again with authority on a topic he previously professed ignorance of, Belichick said the team conducted an internal study on the process of getting game balls ready.

(AP) New England Patriots football head coach Bill Belichick speaks during an NFL... Full Image

Most of the steps are designed to make them tackier, which has a noticeable effect on how it feels, he said, but the process could also affect the pressure inside the ball, which is harder to tell by touch.

"I'm not a scientist. I'm not an expert in footballs; I'm not an expert in football measurements," Belichick said. "I'm just telling you what I know."

BELICHICK REVEALED THE GAME BALLS THAT WOULD BE USED FOR HIS TEAM ON SUPERBOWL SUNDAY..

Meanwhile Punxatawney, Pa is getting ready for the Annual unveiling of Groundhogs day on Feb 2nd...They hamlet has an official get together and pulls the Ground hog from his burrough. If he sees any underinflated Shadows, it will be six more weeks of bad press for the Patriots.

FROM HOW THE FAMOUS FALL QUICKLY: Former NE Patriots Tight End, Aaron Hernandez is going back to court to face questioning in the killing of Odin Lloyd, a Semi professional football player, whose bullet riddled body was found in an industrial park near his North Attleborough mansion. He has pleaded not guilty and, after more than two weeks of jury selection, his trial is expected to kick off in earnest this week with opening statements.  Aaron Hernandez once seemed to be a man with a bright future. At age 23 he had a Super Bowl appearance under his belt and a $40 million contract as a star tight end with the New England Patriots. NOW HERNANDEZ IS BUSY TRYING TO HANG ONTO THE SOAP IN THE PRISON SHOWERS

Remember when Pope Frances released doves last year as a Symbol of peace???? Here's the video

Lot of bad publicity on that one. This year he will release bird balloons as a symbol of peaceFinally Fox News has changed its Name to FOX NEWS, THE BIG GULP, realizing that their Conservative views sometimes, are just too much to Swallow.

That wraps up today's look at news from the other side of the paper, where you can see I took liberties with made up stuff from the wildest deepest crevices of my warped speed imagination. Until tomorrow May your House be Safe from