Tuesday News Trappings

Welcome to the Lighter side of Tuesday's News --Today is Feb 3rd, 2015, the 34th day of 2015. There are 331 days left in the year.

And from a Galaxy far far away comes this news...President Obama is beefing up his defense budget-

Obama Wants More Money for Military Spy Satellites, Lasers, Space Fence---space fence is to keep out illegal aliens

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Governor Scott Walker making impressive gains in his bid for President..seems to be the front runner choice for 2016...here's his official Walker for President Poster

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THE NEW COCA COLA MILK-IT'S THE NEXT TO THE REAL THING

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POLITICAL TONGUE TRIPPING? On Monday, likely 2016 presidential candidate Rand Paul stuck his foot in his mouth on, of all issues, vaccinations. Despite zero credible evidence that vaccines cause autism, Paul said that he'd heard of "many tragic cases of walking, talking normal children who wound up with profound mental disorders after vaccines." Then, on Tuesday, tape surfaced of Rand Paul linking vaccines to the rise of martial law in the US during a 2009 interview with conspiracy theory site InfoWars: "the first sort of thing you see with martial law is mandates, and they're talking about making [the flu vaccine] mandatory.  To make matters worse..he continued talking in a limerick to make his point about home state Kentucky

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Newly-empowered congressional Republicans challenged President Barack Obama at both ends of the Capitol on Tuesday, voting in the House to repeal the health care program he signed into law but faltering in an initial Senate attempt to roll back immigration policies he issued on his own.
There was a third challenge as well, as Republican leaders announced the House would give final approval next week on legislation clearing the way for construction of the Keystone XL Pipeline. That would trigger Obama's threatened veto, the first in a new era of divided government.

President Obama's response?????

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He's Faster than a Speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive and able to leap tall buildings in a single bound...and now newer powers for the Man of Steel..And a new outfit for Superman that will be the rage of fashion experts beginning tomorrow

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Police round up of Suspected KFC thieves in KY-

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Alabama could become the 37th state to permit same-sex marriages, after a federal appeals court refused on Tuesday to block a judge’s ruling declaring  the state’s ban on gay marriage unconstitutional.

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SCOTT WALKER ON HIS PRESIDENTIAL RUN----DURING HIS FOREST GUMP PERIOD

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Tom Hanks is releasing a new action packed film---

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AND THE OSCAR GOES TO ANYONE THAT SEEMS TO BE REMOTELY INTERESTING...

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New  Environmental Impact  study out..More Gas in the Air than ever Before---that is because there are more Seniors around than ever before.

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MONOPOLY NEWS

It's been 80 years since Monopoly first made its way to France, and to celebrate, manufacturers are hiding 80 games with real money in a new printing of 30,000 sets. While 69 of the 80 will have five 10-euro notes and five 20-euro notes, and another 10 will have five real 20-euro notes, two 50-euro notes, and one 100-euro note, the jackpot game replaces every game note with the real thing—a windfall that totals $23,268. "It wasn't easy to get the notes; they had to be escorted discreetly," Hasbro France's brand manager said. The new sets were introduced yesterday, reports AFP.

Meanwhile..IRS in France said it would be taxing the Monopoly money as capital gain.

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Lindsay Lohan is fighting mad at Fox News.Lohan and mom Dina filed a lawsuit Monday in New York accusing Sean Hannity and commentator Michelle Fields of defamation regarding a discussion they had in which they said the Lohans were doing cocaine together.*******

That wraps up today's nonsensical look at the news you can't use, but it's fun to read anyway. Until tomorrow or the next time I can pull some more of the highlights of today's world news events from the darkest deepest recesses of my warped speed imagination, may your house be safe from run of the mill politicians...

Super Brawl 49, From Alfalfa to Political Jokers, The British Snipers are Coming and More Monday News Highlights from the Weekend News Reel

Welcome back from the weekend. Hope you've gotten your share of chips, dips, and beer and Katy Perry's Pepsi Half time show..Now on to a new week, and the stuff that news is made of...

Another one in the books-Super Brawl 49 28-24 New England over Seattle....Tom Brady was in great form throwing passes and Seahawks Linebacker Bruce Irvin reciprocated with throwing some punches instigating  a fight 18 seconds before the end of the game. By the way Irvin was ejected from the game as New England went on to win.
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The 102nd Alfalfa Dinner Saturday night was closed to the press, but Politico Playbook printed some of the top quips and quotes from the three speakers:

Sen. Dianne Feinstein (D-Calif.) had this instant classic, which was the talk of the after-party: “Jeb Bush looks like he’s running for president. So now we know what the Bush family means by ‘no child left behind.’” Other memory makers---Robert Gates, former Defense secretary, and this year’s Alfalfa president: “When it comes to drones, I do think we need to reduce their number. The 435 we have in the House is enough. …

“Mike Bloomberg had a tough time as mayor of New York. The city’s soda vendors turned their backs on him. …entertainment provided by North Korea's number 1 pop/rocket launcher star

****The Most Lethal Sniper in the world is a British Royal Marine who served tours in Afghanistan in 2006/2007 and recorded 173 kills (a conservative number-which could boost the number). He has not been identified-so Michael Moore can't target him. By the way Michael Moore is preparing for a new movie in which he plays an elite team member who is a sniper that has recorded menu kills at various fast food restaurants.

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A New study from the University of Minnesota is out that says the number one cause of HIV, is Craigslist. Cruising for sex on Craigslist personal ads resulted in a 15.9 percent increase in HIV infections after the website entered various U.S. markets, according to a recent study by the University of Minnesota published in MIS Quarterly.
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In an unrelated medical study...brain donors increase in Washington DC

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Another Snowstorm was expected overnight in the Northeast, expecting to dump another 2-7 inches of snow. Mayor Bill De Blasio held a conference and stated that the snowstorm would not shutdown New York

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Portland Strippers lobbying for better work conditions....In a U.S. District Court suit filed Sunday, Matilda Bickers and Amy Pitts accuse the management of Casa Diablo of milking them with a feast of unfair fees.
They also stated that  the owners allowed patrons and co-workers to treat the girls like pieces of meat, with unwanted touching and spanking on the job

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Remember the Terminator with Schwarzenegger and his famous line

I'VE BEEN WAITING TO REPRISE THIS ROLE FOR A FEW YEARS AND NOW I AM THE TERMINATOR TENNIS PLAYER ARNOLD CONNORS

Arnold is returning as the Terminator again..in the new Terminator...The Geriatric..kind of collage of all the Terminator movies rolled up into one old ball of wax (Schwarzenegger)

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What the hell was this Katy Perry Superbowl Fiasco all about?

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First and goal Seattle on the 1 yard line---think I'll pass on this one. What kind of a play was that? Pete Carroll blames himself, but the offensive coordinator blames his tight end for missing the route. Either way, the costly interception by New England went on to be a pivotal point in their winning the game 28-24. Also the fight at 18 seconds before the end of the game has sparred a new NFL idea---holding a half time bare knuckles fist a cuffs between opposing cheerleader squadsSeahawk Cheerleader preparing for bare knuckles Super brawl 50

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News is out---Bruce Jenner is transgendering from Male to Female and will have new bathrooms put into his cottage

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True confessions of a Talk Show host, as 20/20 reveals the life of Piers Morgan-the Most Hated Mouth in America

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Today is Ground Hogs day and if the Ground hog sees his Shadow, its 6 more weeks of Winter...Try telling New York, Boston, Conetticut and the Northeast something different. By the way..look for the special this afternoon at 4 PM on most major news networks

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That pretty much puts a wrap on today's nonsensical news you can't use, but its fun to read anyway. Until tomorrow May your House be Safe from Lions, Tigers, Bears and  Rachel Maddow

Search the Headlines-In Them You'll Find Nonsense

Welcome to a Nonsensical Superbowl Sunday, live from the huddled comfort of my Arm Chair, calling the plays, deflating the potato chip bags, and rooting for the Seahawk Cheerleaders, comes the lighter side of news and other views.




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From Google--Something New!!!!! Google has announced it has been making human skin to test as a way to detect cancer. Scientists in the life sciences division of Google X laboratories in California needed to create arms that were as realistic as possible to test the technology.



Secrets and More Secrets: Transportation Secrecy Administration

Federal air marshals say agency brass abuses its authority to hide evidence of wrongdoing. Current and former Federal air marshals have started coming forward with information stating that wrongdoing was occurring and allege that the Transportation Security Administration intentionally hid embarrassing information about supervisors’ misconduct and targeted employees who sought to expose the truth.


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IOWA the state that launches the Presidential Primaries boosting hopeful candidates to the Oval Office also has a Bacon Festival, and one occurred yesterday in Des Moine, Iowa. One of the biggest judges of Bacon? Governor Chris Christie, who is popular on the talk Shows. Of course Chris had to sample all the bacon. Which makes you wonder....NOTHING HE WON'T TURN DOWN!!!

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VIRGINIA IS FOR LOVERS AND FAKE COPS?

Fake cop pulls over real cop...27 year old Shawn Michael Robinson, 27, of Alexandria, Va was driving a Crown Victoria with a spotlight on his car, when he pulled over an off duty police officer-when pulled up along side the cop and tried to make contact, the off duty officer informed him that "he" was a cop, at which point Robinson fled in his vehicle, ditching it with his passenger and he, fleeing on foot. Robinson later turned himself into police where he will be due in court Mar 4 for impersonating a police officer.

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Now, the lighter stuff....Peyton Manning is trying to decide which career path to take when he finally retires from Football...SNL performer, Broadcaster, spokesman for Nationwide Insurance, or Papa Johns Pizza Pimp

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Speaking of Pizza...the world of Entertainment and America's favorite pie team up together to give you a new Celebrity Pizza joint that will rock your world

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Mitt Romney who decline to run for President in 2015 has just announced he will try his hand in Summer Stock with hopes of an Off Broadway production



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The Bill Belichick Goodyear Balloon Half time Blimp Ride has been grounded for Superbowl 49, as there is not enough air in the blimp, to get it into the air.

OH BOY, OH BOY, OH BOY, CAN I RIDE IN THE BALLOON??? CAN I, HUH? CAN I, PLEASSSEEEEEE?

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FROM TV, THE REVISED HIT....ABOUT THREE COUPLES WHO FIND LOVE AND HAPPINESS IN THIS MAD TWISTED ROUND BALL OF OURS WE CALL OUR WORLD...ITS HOW I MET YOUR BROTHER, PLAYING WITH DEFLATED BALLS, AND ATE HIS RICE A RONI, WHILE BREAKING HIS HEART.

  

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THAT PUTS A WRAP ON TODAY'S USELESS NEWS ... TACKLING THE TOUGH ISSUES AND REPORTING WHAT HAD TO BE REPORTED. REMEMBER THIS STUFF IS MADE UP..READ AT YOUR OWN RISK, BUT DO NOT OPERATE HEAVY EQUIPMENT WHILE READING, AS YOU MAY FALL ASLEEP AT THE KEYBOARD AND CREATE 1828384848589509RTKSDA[WUTIYIYUYUO]UIU\\SEE WHAT I MEAN?  UNTIL TOMORROW OR THE NEXT TIME WE CAN GET TOGETHER MAY YOUR HOUSE BE SAFE FROM WAYWARD FRISBEES, DRONES AND THE NEW NFL...SUPPORTING VIOLENCE ON A TV NEAR YOU.